I’ve logged more experience than most with simplicity and the complexity you discover inside simplicity, minimalism and asocial behavior, endurance and landscape.
Here is the truth: I think some deep wisdom inside me (a) sensed the stress, (b) was terrified for me, and (c) gave me something new and hard to focus on in order to prevent me from lapsing into a despair coma — and also to keep me from having a jelly jar of wine in my hand.
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New studies reveal
Male babies get erections in the womb
on the average of five times a day.
Deeper inside their Mother is their little fetus boner
than their actual Father’s manly stud-meat
Closer to their Mother’s heart
is their little fetus boner
than their Father’s actual giant hard-on
Too bad, too bad a Father can’t have
the miniature living boner of his unborn son
or the miniature living vagina of his unborn daughter
Too bad a Father can’t give birth to a penis
from his penis
the way a Mother can give birth
to a vagina from her vagina.
If you had time-machine X-ray vision
you could see inside your Mother
pregnant with you,
the little baby-to-be-that-is-you
has a boner.
Not till now does it dawn on you
You really had erections before you were born,
That your penis was alive and excitable
before you even knew what a boy or girl was,
before you ever saw your face or penis,
before you ever saw the outside world
or had a name or a personality
or daydreamed being a bard,
your little member went from limp to hard
a thousand times
inside your Mother.